I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
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he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
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This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
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