I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
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drinking out of a sandbucket again
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
You know you're doing well in life when weed is considered to improve your job performance
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It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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