READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
dude she got out of bed and definitely took a shit then checked her stomach out in the mirror and whispered "well that probably took off five pounds"
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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