Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
Great. There's a birthday party at work today. Now I can stand around and feel uncomfortable for an hour.
My parking ticket this morning was 30bucks. I feel like I'm paying the city to fuck you.
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
A stranger just came up to me and asked why I hadn't texted him, and if he was just a one night stand. I live for these moments.
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
He kept dropping hints about giving me crabs. Like he called my pubes a nest and said he "hoped there weren't any eggs in there."
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
So drunk last night I reviewed my recent anazon purchase of secret deodorant. Trust me, it was eloquent.
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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