There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
Just checked my voicemails on the work phone on speaker. Thank you so much for the one of you screaming "COME FUCK ME NOWWWW!" my boss loved it ..
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
The bouncer just called me magically delicious... apparently I'm a lucky charm. hollllleeeerrrr!
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