Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
i should start naming my morning wood
great idea but wrong number
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
Scratch that. Good bye liver, good bye clothes, good bye dignity. Hello awesome weekend
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
I'm in a dress, surrounded by Republicans, and the bartender just told me he's "out of Jack Daniels" in a very accusatory tone. Shit, is it only 8 PM?
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
I asked him to get me another beer, and he started making muffins.
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