We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
My legs feel like baby dolphins
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
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