Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
I think I tried picking up these girls last night by asking them what their favorite color was...I obviously woke up alone
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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