The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
A squiggle pen was my first vibrator back when I was young. I would lock myself in my bedroom with that thing. Oh to be 8 again.
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
Pretty sure I just convinced a drunk guy at the train station that I was from the future
You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
He sent me a 7 minute voicemail of him playing wonderwall on the acoustic guitar I'm not even kidding did he seriously think that would work
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
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