Midget sex pt 2 tonight
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
You need to tell your booty call to take some sudafed or something. I swear I thought you were humping Kermit the frog last night
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
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