ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
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we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
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Im pretty sure my housekeeper high fived her on the way out this morning
I think I just found my soul mate...he's wearing a zebra striped onesie and is into Michael Jackson...I'll explain in the morning.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
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