What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
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