speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
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He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
Just found out my rents have been paying my siblings to cockblock me for the past 5 years
Not as covert as you thought huh?
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
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I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
What happened last night dude?
YOU SHIT ON MY FUCKING COFFE TABLE THATS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED!!!
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
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