One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
The bartender was shocked when I took the mop bucket from him and told him I'd take care of my friends puke.
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I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
I told him if he ever gets a "wink" text from me after 10:00pm to assume I really mean "we should be hooking up by 2:30am"
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
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We got signed out of jail by an Uber driver. I think that qualifies as a great first night of college
I swear if you get so drunk that I have to sing Bohemian Rhapsody to you again to get you to come out of the bathroom I'm leaving you at the bar this time.
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
Don’t worry I was with my ex husband for 10 years and he could never remember the year I was born, when our dating anniversary was or what year I graduated high school. But I still know that mother fuckers SSN lol
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