Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
Things I love twice as much when drunk: Taco Bell. Office chairs that roll. Classes.
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
I think it was you who decided that coming home at 3AM and cooking eggs topless was the best way to end our night. Eating the scrambled eggs off each other's boobs, that was ellie's idea
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
Maybe tomorrow I'll be drunk again and can provide you with texts at a more reasonable hour. Here's hoping. GOodnight. Tebow loves you
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
Got a high five from a Superman stripper tonight
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
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