Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.
they call him Oral-B. enough said
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
He did not appreciate the "you did reuse the diamond" comment when looking at his new fiance's ring.
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
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