Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
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After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
It's 3 am and my parents just came up the driveway in a limo. They didn't leave in a limo. I'm scared to even ask.
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
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you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
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