Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
This dress was meant to end up on your floor
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
Keeping my bail papers as a souvenir from when I was arrested. Too weird?
I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
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