How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
We play beat the clock every morning. When the alarm goes off, she hits snooze and drops her panties. If I can't finish in time to beat the snooze, she jumps in the shower and I've gotta jerk off.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
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