Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
A lesson I learned in the hospital....when you masturbate while attached to a heart monitor, it scares the nurses a lot.
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
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