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No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
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