well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
Just discovered i ordered the nhl center ice package back in september, the operator said there was a note next to the time I called, indicating I may have been intoxicated while calling (no clue why but it was noted)...meaning I was drunk...meaning ill never miss another sabres game...i love me and am beaming with self pride
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
Just in case the world ends tomorrow, I have an emergency contact group of booty calls I can send a quick "let's fuck" to before I die.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
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