YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
you mean i was at the winter classic?
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
Enjoy the penises
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
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