Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
complete strangers are now referring to me as 'the bourbon guy.' i can live with this.
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa.
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
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