just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
I'm pretty sure you called me last night and screamed that she was force-feeding you a bagel.
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Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
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Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
Fell off the toilet trying to reach to put my tampon in the garbage. Pride hurts real bad.
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
New rule: if someone asks if you would like to snort a xanax the answer is no.
I am eating a fluff-a-nutter sandwich at the gym right now. I brought vodka too.
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