You picked the wrong day to call in sick. She's wearing the librarian glasses today.
Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
I'm having sex on a snuggie, yes i stopped to text you
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hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
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I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
She was drunk and naked on our couch, sweating and masterbating to SNL. We made eye contact and she didn't even stop. It's new-roommate-o-clock
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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