Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
She said I had the biggest dick she'd ever seen. And when you consider how many she's come in contact with, it's kind of like winning the heisman.
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
Woke up in a pile of people on the floor. His dad was already up and ask me to help him cook bacon because "7 lbs can be a mother fucker"
I either need to get adopted or have someone's baby, but I'm joining that family
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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