You don't have asthma, your pregnant
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
Crisis Situation. How do you have that "we probably shouldn't make out tonight cause i've got an oral herpes outbreak coming on" conversation on a third date.
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
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I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
dude she got out of bed and definitely took a shit then checked her stomach out in the mirror and whispered "well that probably took off five pounds"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
How have I seen you throw up on yourself 3 different times, yet we weren't Facebook friends until I accidentally hooked up with your ex?
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
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