I was like, "um, that's my butthole."
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
Either I'm spending too much time drinking or my perfume is starting to smell like a pineapple vodka.
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
Can we do lunch at 3? I have a blowjob scheduled for 2.
You schedule blowjobs?
Oh and it’s been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! 😂😂😂😬😳😇
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