I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
Call 911 I'm faking my own death so this fat chick leaves my room
Uuh, dude you came running out of the bar screaming you didn't want to hear that song, ran face first into a truck, spun around 3 times and hit the sidewalk. I tried to catch you.
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
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