That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
I wish my penis had an off switch
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
just woke up to a get well card i wrote myself when i was drunk. it was by the advil. i am a cocky bitch.
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
I'm drunk filing my taxes in a bar on a Monday afternoon in a Regular Show onesie. I think I'm starting to get the hang of this whole adult thing.
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
Dude it's 6 am and you just invited me to a hotel with a shit ton of coke. Best morning ever
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