Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
I was so hungover I threw up on her when she answered the door. i don't think it was a good first impression
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
After New Year's Eve I will be hibernating my life away. Only wake me up for skiing, schnapps, and sex. In that order.
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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