it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
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How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
No no no...you park the car, stick your tongue down his throat, slip your number in his pocket, invite him to insomnia, and THEN LEAVE. You go from awkward to epic in a matter of seconds.
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
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Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
I just met his mom for the first time with a hang over. Then we went to watch his 8 year old cousin get baptized. Apparently his family loves me. I should drink more often.
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