We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
It was the classiest, most strategic and inspired vomiting I've ever witnessed. Like a blind mans first sunrise. A priests first prayer. Or a virgins first orgasm.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
Our Uber driver pulled over to show us Tinder some dick pics. Top that.
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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