Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
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I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
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I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
I believe in your delicious
I just ordered a onesie on amazon in the back of the ambulance while my patient was sleeping. I'm an adult
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
Dear god my vagina.
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
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