Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
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may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
i make up for being a shitty girlfriend by being amazing in bed.
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
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My life is a joke. Told everyone last night that they could call me Mrs. McCormick because I'm gonna end up alone with a handle of peach vodka anyways.
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
I made out with a guy who was dressed as Borat
And like a minute in, I was like oh fuck what am I doing
Did you run away?
I DANCED AWAY.
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