The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
I'm like 99% sure I made out with Kevin Spacey last night. Not good.
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
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