Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
My crowning drunk achievement from that night was donating $5 to the Obama campaign.
You're perfect
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
I see you listening to my get shitfaced playlist on spotify. glad we're on the same page tonight there's a drink waiting for you downstairs.
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
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