Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
So, you didn't have time to come pick me up but you did have time to get plastered and then write "champagne money" on every one of my statuses for the past month?
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
Honestly, this social distancing bullshit is giving me a good excuse for drinking alone.
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