HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
I just chugged a whole pitcher of beer in 1 min. 9 sec. A whole goddamn pitcher.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
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