dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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