just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
She woke me up with an urgent call telling me she was rolling on Mollie and swimming in the ocean. I mean that's just great. If she drowns, I'll feel responsible.
I tried to lock you in the bathroom stall because you were too drunk. But you escaped from underneath, I gave up
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
A drank guy in the ER just sang Trouble to me and when he sang 'Lying on the cold hard ground' he threw himself onto the ground and landed on the wrist he'd just broken. Thirsty Thursday is weird already and it's not even 5.
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
I am 95% sure I just heard my cat say "What are you doing home? It's Saturday night."
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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