You don't have asthma, your pregnant
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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