I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
I'm high, watching "Scream" and eating a grilled cheese sandwich off my boobs. I'm not going anywhere
Come on, clusterfuck. Put on a pushup bra and get your fine ass to the bar, or you will be a sad single stoner forever
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
So. My mom went grocery shopping for me while I was at work & brought the food here. Cool bc my dildo was laying on the counter. Forgot I left it out. I am sure she saw. Im mortified.
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