thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
So the girl I hooked up with last night pretended to be from Comcast when my girlfriend stopped by this morning. She even made a fake appointment to check her internet. Best hookup ever.
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
Her tits were the only thing that upgraded her from "no way in fuck" to "drunken mistake"
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You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
The sigh of relief when u realize none of your drunk texts will result in permanent damage
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
So this 40 year old woman was trying to bring me into the bathroom to blow me and the bartender called the cops on her because she was showing her tits. Only in asbury.
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
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Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
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