so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
I have so many hands. So. Many. Hands. I can feel arms that I don't have yet. They tickle. I can see the blood in my eyes. I think something is happening. The hands!!! I'm ticking myself with hands I don't have yet! I can't stop giggling about my notyet hands!
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
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