3 deer just ran past us on the street. At least I get to see some tail tonight
hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
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I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
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Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
You offered the police officer a Snickers ice cream bar and cried when he wouldn't take it...
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
Just realized I've spent more nights sleeping on bathroom floors the last two weeks than in my own bed. It's time to reevaluate my life.
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