I think my grandma died before she was convinced I was straight
I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
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