i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
Do you think she hates me because I thought her roommate's name actually was Butterface?
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you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
Mehhh. I just tried to type 'extremely', and it auto corrected to 'creek rot'. IT KNOWS WHAT I LOOK LIKE
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
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I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
My mom is currently drinking alone in our kitchen singing the Dixie Chicks to herself so, hey, alcohol is forever and we should not be shamed for its use.
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
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