I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
i woke up to find out i googled the Twilight Eclipse trailer. so either drunk me doesn't know that i'm straight, or sober me doesn't know that i'm gay
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
My hickies are dark enough that I can feel drivers judging me from across an intersection
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
being sober in physics class makes me realize the regularity with which i show up to it still drunk
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
Randomize
