he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
he thought i was a dude.
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
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Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
Instead of politely asking me to shave, he passive-aggressively left me a groupon for a bikini wax. So I passive-aggresively fucked his roommate. And his roommate didn't mind my bush when he went down on me. Anyway, do you want the groupon or not?
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When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
Hey. You dropped and smashed your road beer in my store last night. Again. And this time you didn't even order anything. You just walked in, yelled "SWEDISH STYLE!" Then lost your beer, looked depressed, and left.
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