i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
The paper boy just woke me up in the front yard again.
Someone left a shot of disaronno in a champagne glass here this morning... flip a coin?
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
It's like that thing with the devil and the angel except one shoulder has orgasms and the other has stuffed crust pizza and depression.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
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