yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
She knew it was going down when I had her search for "condoms" in my iPhone Maps.
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
Middle of vacation, he walked into an audition for a Broadway musical in a drunken stupor. I think he got the part.
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
It's a good thing my liver is flexible because a lesser man would be dead
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
I fell asleep giving a handjob, had a sex dream about giving a handjob, and woke up giving a handjob. Life.
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
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