just got waxed at a place I havent been to in a while
woman didnt remember me then in the middle of waxing she announced that she just didnt recognize my face
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
So apparently after he gets hammered, falls down a set of stairs and gets a concussion, he can still come home and find a way to play his guitar solo bullshit as loud as possible while i seduce my date...
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
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