I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I really think my ability to vom without making noise mmight be my most useful talent
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
The night went downhill somewhere between the time I was triple fisting smirnoff and when I was throwing up in the yard in nothing but my bra while he talk to me about mashed potatoes
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