I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
Mmmm, vodka for breakfast
Last night after we fucked, I washed my vag in vodka so I wouldn't get an STD
Or, you could have used a condom
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
Well, fuck this election. I'm getting drunk, regardless of who wins.
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