My nipple is on Facebook.
i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
I just ran into the married chick you banged 2 years ago at our apt! She asked me if I could get her coke! Memories bro. Memories
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
How was that my fault?! I made you breakfast and gave you cake, as you asked. Then, you initiated sexual activity.
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize
