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(973): View more from New Jersey

all we need is a web designer

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and a bunch of prostitutes

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(262): View more from Wisconsin

I wish they made helmets for livers.

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(262): View more from Wisconsin

It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex

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(206): View more from Washington

you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway

(925): View more from California

I hate that you know that from experience

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(812): View more from Indiana

whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"

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(978): View more from Massachusetts

I had to assert my dominance as Alpha Drunk.

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(+44): View more from United Kingdom

The pigeons can smell the fear

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Wtf

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(804): View more from Virginia

I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.

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Most formal booty call EVER

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(716): View more from New York

I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.

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