That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
Randomize
