Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
you had me at cake vodka
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
he drank half a bottle of bushmills, stood up to pee over the side, pissed his pants, sat in the puddle on the deck, told me my life goals were stupid and impossible, and wouldn't leave until 5am. by the time I got up at 8 I had 4 texts and 2 fb messages from him. AND HE STILL THINKS IT WENT WELL
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
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